Given to us by a lovable pink ball, Kirby, this 3ft long hoss of a mallet is believed to have belonged to His Royal Nemesis, King Dedede, the self-proclaimed monarch of Dream Land. Has some wear, likely from from the epic battle between Kirby and The Great King, but you can tell it's solid just from holding it. Fair warning: should you by it, a gang of Waddle Dees may come after you. Mug for scale.